♥ 216144 — 1 minute ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

♥ 269581 — 1 minute ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

♥ 12528 — 3 minutes ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)

bvckwrds:

artifact from the haunted house we went to last night.
the story behind this house is that the father snapped one day and locked his children in a closet. if you find the closet you can see scratch marks from the children trying to escape. he also killed the mother and then killed himself. people who go claim to see dark figures or blood on the carpet/walls. we couldn’t find the closet (the house was pretty big) but I still got the chills being in there.

link to the story: http://www.strangeusa.com/ViewLocation.aspx?id=57479&Description=_Abandoned_House__Midland__TX

♥ 1033 — 9 minutes ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via sixpenceee (source)

sixpenceee:

Shoutouts to tumblr user likkista-ormur for posting this on the sixpenceee tag and bringing it to my attention. There are so many good posts there!

"Dreams of your life is an interactive site based off of the true story of Joyce Carol Vincent, a woman who died alone in her apartment.  When she was eventually found, the TV was still on and Christmas presents were still scattered around the tree.  She’d been dead three years. No one had thought to check on her."

The interactive site asks personal questions. It psychologically affects you. It’s a bit disturbing, creepy and ultimately sad. 

PLAY IT HERE

♥ 1291 — 33 minutes ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via sixpenceee
❝ Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones. ❞
— John Lennon (via loveage-moondream)
♥ 180624 — 53 minutes ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via adriftinthereverie (source)
sixpenceee:

In case you don’t already know a 3D audio is an audio that feels like it’s happening RIGHT in front of you.
That’s right, listeners can actually FEEL the sounds and it’s just something you need to experience.
I have posted a few and the feedback was intense. 
You must wear headphones! Make sure the right headphone is in the right ear and the left is in the left. 
THE INTERROGATION CHAMBER
VIRTUAL BARBER SHOP
THE SEANCE
CHESHIRE CAT 
MACHU PICCHU HIKE
SCARY 3D SOUNDS
CAN YOU SAVE CHRISTMAS?
VIRTUAL DENTIST
AUDIO ILLUSION
BOUND & BLINDFOLDED
3D SONG
Warning: Not recommended for those with anxiety, some of these audios contain violent content
You may also like: 10 CREEPY AUDIO RECORDINGS

sixpenceee:

In case you don’t already know a 3D audio is an audio that feels like it’s happening RIGHT in front of you.

That’s right, listeners can actually FEEL the sounds and it’s just something you need to experience.

I have posted a few and the feedback was intense. 

You must wear headphones! Make sure the right headphone is in the right ear and the left is in the left. 

Warning: Not recommended for those with anxiety, some of these audios contain violent content

You may also like: 10 CREEPY AUDIO RECORDINGS

♥ 2270 — 53 minutes ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via sixpenceee
the-jaeger-pilot:


Chunk takes his education very seriously


sincerelyalexismarie

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

sincerelyalexismarie

♥ 196386 — 1 hour ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via youaare-wonderful (source)

rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

♥ 290278 — 1 hour ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via d0it4theratchetz (source)

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

♥ 278497 — 2 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via adriftinthereverie (source)
watching porn
♥ 91570 — 3 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via adriftinthereverie

joinmeasirunintothefandom:

crewnex:

Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in

One is never done with the Sprouse boys

♥ 343296 — 3 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via the-perks-of-reblogging-you (source)
♥ 46570 — 3 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via hillynakz (source)

I have a sister who I’ve barely spoken to since we like shared a womb.

♥ 1106 — 3 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via the-perks-of-reblogging-you (source)
sincerelyalexismarie

sincerelyalexismarie

♥ 213660 — 3 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via the-perks-of-reblogging-you (source)