theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

♥ 168072 — 17 minutes ago on 20 Aug 2014 — via mileyvevo (source)

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

♥ 132396 — 1 hour ago on 20 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)
♥ 60403 — 8 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via d0it4theratchetz (source)

k1mkardashian:

♥ 38802 — 8 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)

There is an entire universe that exists solely in your mind that is impossible to completely share with another person. You are a god onto yourself as beautiful and cruel as you wish to be. That is the realest shit ever.

♥ 154929 — 9 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via mountanddewme (source)
caliwavves:


bruh

caliwavves:

bruh

♥ 11205 — 9 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via sadgurlz69 (source)
♥ 308875 — 9 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via reficere (source)
♥ 63084 — 9 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via reficere (source)
bile4:

validx2:

When bae horny but there’s tumblr beef

I really hate this

bile4:

validx2:

When bae horny but there’s tumblr beef

I really hate this

♥ 8477 — 10 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)

thehummusoffensive:

Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.

♥ 21954 — 10 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via d0it4theratchetz (source)
♥ 334784 — 10 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

♥ 96438 — 10 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)
♥ 1081 — 10 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via f-u--c---k (source)
♥ 69062 — 10 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via pansexualpotatoe (source)
❝ The word ‘fuck’ is enormously satisfying. ❞
— Tom Hiddleston, ELLE Magazine (via crystal-clefairy)
♥ 172758 — 10 hours ago on 19 Aug 2014 — via hoiden-caulfield (source)